Oh yes!! The people would have got a lesson by now.....
The worst thing with IITs is that they don't give holidays with a kind heart... Festival of Holi was just around the corner and we were getting holiday only for friday. It inspired the people to bunk thursday's HUMANITIES class (or hukkah, in our own iit lingo) as it is the most worthless course assigned to us (the author is not responsible for the views expressed in this article!!!) and EEL102 class (intro to electrical engg or batti) to visit their homes...
There was a time, when people didn't dare to bunk this EEL class, as the speculations for surprise quiz were very rife and on every next turn, people used to interpret that it WAS a quiz on next turn... but there was never a quiz. Still, people never failed to foretell about a quiz on the next turn. But now, people had started to take the quiz very casually. Rather, they had forgotten that any surprise quiz could also take place in EEL....
But on THURSDAY, (march 01) when Patney came, and saw a very lean attendance, he suddenly decided to give a quiz... AND THE TIME STOPPED!!! It was as shocking for them who WERE in the class, as for them who WERE NOT in the class..........because, the public present in the class is also stuck in this labyrinth of capacitors, resistors, inductors, transistors etc... and so was not any better than that who was not present....
So, it was aghasting for whole mass of the class, and by the great help of the greatest invention ever, CELLPHONE, most of the other people had also come to know that Patney was giving a quiz.... and it was a bang for the people who were enjoying some cozy, senti or comedy movies at there homes, or at halls.... and for them too, who were having the joy to sleep in hostels (or may be classrooms too!!!). And then there was an endless number of phone calls to me.... Ms R1 from "PVR" (great!!) , P, N and Mr N, A..... i attended atleast 15 calls and 10 sms within the quiz!! (cool, no??).
But the most amazing thing was that R called S and told it to him, and S was in the class before the quiz started!! What a speed man!! bravo!!!
And poor N... who is one of the best friends of mine at IIT, (chchch....) was also in a great trouble, probably the most severe way and weired too... He was on his sweet sweet date, when he learnt that Patney was going to ruin his meeting with his sweetheart.... He called me, called S, called R a number of times, wailing "Kuch karo yaar mere liye"........... ("Do something for me" - uhoh, it was so interesting, I wish you could have listened that wail!!!)
And finally, we had a solution....... we decided to submit the solutions for our those "dearest" friends, who had bunked.. and the problem solved.... great succor to N.....
But after the quiz was over and lecture began... N talked to me and S... and we had a new issue, which was even more terrifying for N......!!! Both of us (S and me) had submitted the solution for N..... (oh wow!!)!! Now N was about to die..... He again called me and S again with the same urge... "Kuch karo yaar mere liye!!! Mujhe fakka de dega woh!!!" ("Do something for me!! He will give me a straight F!!" - It was fun!!). Finally, as all his charisma was lost upto now, I somehow requested Patney after the class to kindly(?) allow me to take my(?) answer sheet back as I had submitted my rough sheet... he consented and I took one sheet of "mine" back... AAAAHHH!! N will probably never bunk any class in the future, at least not EEL..............
The worst thing with IITs is that they don't give holidays with a kind heart... Festival of Holi was just around the corner and we were getting holiday only for friday. It inspired the people to bunk thursday's HUMANITIES class (or hukkah, in our own iit lingo) as it is the most worthless course assigned to us (the author is not responsible for the views expressed in this article!!!) and EEL102 class (intro to electrical engg or batti) to visit their homes...
There was a time, when people didn't dare to bunk this EEL class, as the speculations for surprise quiz were very rife and on every next turn, people used to interpret that it WAS a quiz on next turn... but there was never a quiz. Still, people never failed to foretell about a quiz on the next turn. But now, people had started to take the quiz very casually. Rather, they had forgotten that any surprise quiz could also take place in EEL....
But on THURSDAY, (march 01) when Patney came, and saw a very lean attendance, he suddenly decided to give a quiz... AND THE TIME STOPPED!!! It was as shocking for them who WERE in the class, as for them who WERE NOT in the class..........because, the public present in the class is also stuck in this labyrinth of capacitors, resistors, inductors, transistors etc... and so was not any better than that who was not present....
So, it was aghasting for whole mass of the class, and by the great help of the greatest invention ever, CELLPHONE, most of the other people had also come to know that Patney was giving a quiz.... and it was a bang for the people who were enjoying some cozy, senti or comedy movies at there homes, or at halls.... and for them too, who were having the joy to sleep in hostels (or may be classrooms too!!!). And then there was an endless number of phone calls to me.... Ms R1 from "PVR" (great!!) , P, N and Mr N, A..... i attended atleast 15 calls and 10 sms within the quiz!! (cool, no??).
But the most amazing thing was that R called S and told it to him, and S was in the class before the quiz started!! What a speed man!! bravo!!!
And poor N... who is one of the best friends of mine at IIT, (chchch....) was also in a great trouble, probably the most severe way and weired too... He was on his sweet sweet date, when he learnt that Patney was going to ruin his meeting with his sweetheart.... He called me, called S, called R a number of times, wailing "Kuch karo yaar mere liye"........... ("Do something for me" - uhoh, it was so interesting, I wish you could have listened that wail!!!)
And finally, we had a solution....... we decided to submit the solutions for our those "dearest" friends, who had bunked.. and the problem solved.... great succor to N.....
But after the quiz was over and lecture began... N talked to me and S... and we had a new issue, which was even more terrifying for N......!!! Both of us (S and me) had submitted the solution for N..... (oh wow!!)!! Now N was about to die..... He again called me and S again with the same urge... "Kuch karo yaar mere liye!!! Mujhe fakka de dega woh!!!" ("Do something for me!! He will give me a straight F!!" - It was fun!!). Finally, as all his charisma was lost upto now, I somehow requested Patney after the class to kindly(?) allow me to take my(?) answer sheet back as I had submitted my rough sheet... he consented and I took one sheet of "mine" back... AAAAHHH!! N will probably never bunk any class in the future, at least not EEL..............
2 comments:
Hey! I'm the first one to comment :-) Ok, first of all, whatever you have written is not crap at all, so change ur title.
Secondly, thanks a lot! U saved my life.
Thirdly, I was not on a date.
Lastly, you write really well, and i was laughing all over the place after reading this. Way to go!
PS: i didnt get all the initials u used. who are all these people? and did u submit for others also? ;-)
You write very well.
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