Sunday, July 12, 2009

Done Everything, Doing Nothing

This time also, the spirit is same as that of the last 2 blogs, but title is slightly changed, as I did not want to write the 3rd blog with the same title. So today also I am doing nothing, only and only net surf. I tell you why.. actually, this is my last day at office, I am done with everything and have really nothing to do anymore.. Friday was last day, when I was done with everything; I had to present my work before the VICE-PRESIDENT, and I got a hell lot of praises and applause from everyone. They really liked my work (rather our work, Varun also got same welcome). One more remark from vice-president, THEY NEVER HAD SUCH A GOOD PRESENTATION EVER AT WIPRO.

Thus, after successfully completing my training work, perhaps fastest and the first completion among all the batch mates (a reasonable reason is that they all have a 5 days week, while mine was 6 days-week), I am now basking in my success and celebrating my day, as THIS WILL BE THE LAST DAY OF MINE AT WIPRO. This is fun to see my folks after such a long, as I have not seen them for last 5 months (leaving 1 day on May 12th) and my brother for last 1 year.

One more issue, during the last days here, we have messed with this stubborn, $%^#&#@ HR officer here on some issues and we have really shown him what we are... He is a jerk!!! Now he knows, that IIT people can not be treated like those from other local institutes, man this is fun!!

Anyways, I will not waste my blog space on a doofus, and let’s just go on…
I think, I have to close this thing as I have nothing much to tell, because I have not done anything and not doing either. So for those, who are still on intern and finding some congealing point or performing some FZCXY 1234 tests on the samples, going through boring literature and so on… I sympathize with you, as I have also gone through the same, but never got anything… so go on with each of yours “magnum opus” at least you had an advantage of 2 offs a week…

Take care and good bye ;) and of course, all the best…

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Doing Nothing-II

Hi, I am back again, with the sequel of the last blog. Again doing nothing, another Saturday, but as the time of this blog will tell you, I have started writing this crap at 6:20. It is raining cats and dogs outside and I can go nowhere. Today at 5 pm, I have just been through a torrid experience, MY FIRST PRESENTATION AT WIPRO, which was not even that torrid. Rather, it was kind of fun. I feel proud of myself, I have done a very mentionable job on my project, which I have taken in hand, I am really good for something, it feels good. But even more inspiring thing was that this one more extra ordinary person was present there, VINIT MITTAL, their tech-consultant. Gee, this man is GOD!! He knows everything in the world; he is brimming with confidence, and HE IS AN EX-STUDENT FROM IIT DELHI ITSELF.

(I had to discontinue from here, as the rain stopped and it was 6:30 and from here, it resumes on Monday morning).
So, this is Monday morning, and I was so desperate to complete this blog. So I was telling about my presentation. Seeing it coming was a little frightening, as this was my first experience presenting myself and my ideas in an industry before these people with long-long experience and also a lot of knowledge too. Besides, this person Vineet Mittal was here, and he gives consultancy services to 22 companies. He has also rejected the president post at this prominent and the oldest FMCG group (keep guessing the name) in the country, may be the oldest in the world, at least one of the oldest. So this was not feeling good to prepare to present before such a person, but this whole thing passed very good. They were very impressed with my work, and also, VM was quite happy with what I had done. The most important thing was that he was very supportive, and never let you be looked down, or feel down.

Thus, the 1st phase has been passed successfully. And yesterday, I have completed here a month also. So I am just on the midway, and 1 more month in this place. Previously, time was not passing good, probably because of nostalgia, and missing IIT and my folks and all, but now time is running in full pace, and I think next 1 month is going to pass very easy.

Also, I don’t know thinking what, suddenly, the last week, the general manager called me in his cabin. Guess what, he said “I think you people should visit some places also. Will you like to go to Bangalore? I’ll arrange a cab for you, and you can take some third person also, who is familiar with Bangalore. And later, if you feel to visit some other place, you can tell me.” Aur kya chahiye!!! This is good!!! So now, I am looking forward to visit Bangalore or Mysore this Sunday..

So, that’s enough for the time being, and now, after the whole lot of panic because of presentation, I am feeling so soothed, so let me again sit down doing just trivia, and so, let me just bask in this soothing experience…

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Doing Nothing...

Oh man, I had never thought I would be writing a blog while I am on my internship. Because all of the people, before whom I could hesitate to scribble this blog, are absent, cause thay all have left for a negotiation at Bangalore. Just 5 minutes back, I was chatting with shefali, and because she is writing a blog, I can say she has inspired me to write this blog.

Oh yes, on chatting, this chatting, is something, which I can never think of in this office, as I am working in Wipro, and also being a leading InfoTech group, they have a cutting edge in IT, they have blocked each possible way of communication. Gmail, Yahoomail, chats, everything. But fortunately, I have been friends with this system guy called Arshad, who told me how one can chat with this site, alongwith checking gmail and yahoomail both. Thanks to him. But, they are really good at blocking and have blocked each and every possible way to access orkut. So I have not orkutted for last 20 days..

Anyways.. yaar my new SIM has also not been activated for last one whole week, feels like I am the most oppressed soul in the world..

Chalo khair chhodo, this intern is still fun. They have a big big plant, with lots of prospects to learn and they have lots of issues to deal with, I have got full chemical masaala here, and trying to apply the whole crap I have been imbibing for the last 3 years. (They don’t know I am a dud.)

We are being treated like some very senior person, being addressed “sir” most of the people, and being paid full attention too, answered all the questions we ask, leaving every other task they would be doing, man this feels important. We have also been given a faithful “caretaker”, who hardly knows Hindi, same with English and as I know, we harldy know a word of “KannadA”, and I pass my eves teaching him Hindi words very intensively.

This place, is actually a suburb of Bangalore, called Tumkur, and is as UNdeveloped, as a city can be, and you have no place to visit within 3-4 hours, and because the office is 6 days working, so very far visit can also not be thought. Another good thing is, we are given a cozy accommodation from the company, and that place is, supposedly, the most “posh” area of Tumkur, and only means to time pass (except “teaching” Hindi to this caretaker) is the cable tv they have provided, (thanks to god!!), although the major number of channels on that TV is Kannada!!!

For the last 3 Sundays, we have been planning to visit some place, but 1st Sunday was rest Sunday, and last Sunday, the vice-president, Wipro CCLG visited to meet us specially, so that was also a cancellation. So last 20 days, we are just taking “rest” doing nothing but “ehsaan” on the company, and enjoying the “lazeez” food here…

Really internships are the best places to do “nothing”, especially when you get paid for this…!!! I hope, all of my batchmates would also be enjoying doing “nothing” ,wherever they are…

Thursday, January 29, 2009

tumhari khamoshi ke us paar....

Hey friends,

Yesterday suddenly, going through my old stuff, I came across this poem of mine... coincidentally, I had written that in a girls' college... surrounded by a number of chicks... :) don't know for whom ;) may be you like it..

मन आज खाली सा है,
याद आती हैं वो यादें धुंधली,
हो जैसे सन्नाटा तोड़ती हुई तुम्हारी खामोशी,
नज़र आता है गुज़रे ज़मानों का वो प्यार,
झांकता हूँ जब तुम्हारी खामोशी के उस पार...

याद जब भी आता है गुज़रा हुआ वो वक़्त,
सोचता हूँ बेवफा कौन था, मैं या तुम,
राहें चुनी थीं साथ हमने, चल भी पड़े थे मगर,
चल ना पाए देर तक, मैं या तुम??
आज भी नज़र आती है उस रास्ते पे इक बड़ी दीवार,
झांकता हूँ जब तुम्हारी खामोशी के उस पार...

देखता हूँ तुम्हारी आँखों में हल्की हल्की सी नमी,
और देखता हूँ इन्ही आँखों में वो यादें धुंधली,
जब पल भर भी तनहा तनहा रहना मुश्किल मुश्किल लगता था,
और बिन तुम्हारे हर एहसास पागल पागल लगता था,
और रहना सांझ से पहले पहर तक बेकरार,
झांकता हूँ जब तुम्हारी खामोशी के उस पार...

पर क्यूँ न जाने आज इस चाँद का नूर मद्धम है,
दिल में गहरा दर्द भरा और मेरी आँखें पुरनम हैं,
रिश्तों में अधूरेपन को एक गहरी खाई है,
और हर इक रास्ते पे बस उदासी छाई है,
दीखता काला अँधेरा है क्षितिज के उस पार,
झांकता हूँ जब तुम्हारी खामोशी के उस पार...

जी रहा हूँ इसी उम्मीद में... तुम आओगी,
ज़िन्दगी के इस चमन में वही नूर फिर लोगी,
मेरे सपनों के आँगन में इक नयी चांदनी छायेगी,
और साँसे महकाने को एक नयी बयार फिर आएगी.
ढूँढता हूँ फिर मेरे जीवन में खुशियों की नयी बहार,
ढूँढता हूँ जब तुम्हारी खामोशी के उस पार...

साथ समेटेंगे हम अपने,
रह गए जो अधूरे सपने,
ज़िन्दगी के नए तराने,
खुशियों वाले नए अफ़साने,
और बरसेगा फिर प्यार,
और अब... तुम्हारी मुस्कराहट के उस पार...

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

GROUP4 STUDS.....

hey ppl.. i am back.. this time with a chill story of these group-4 studs... all of them are second to none and simply fantastic!!

ADITYA PANT (2006CH10054): This guy from BILASPUR with a muscular body is from KUMAON and is a consummate dancer. He has been endowed with a rib-tickling sense of humor and brims of magnetism.. Since he is the 1st guy in group-4, so is cursed to be the very first STUDent to attend all the vivas and interviews for all the 4 yrs...
And "HE Hardly reads NEWS PAPER" :)...

ANSHUL GANDHI(2006CH10058): This Nagpuri-cum-faridabadi resides at SATPURA, always talking of CS or some very recent gadget... Known as BAAPU also... Super-Duper brilliant STUDent and a very good artist, in terms of painting and dance both... Stud of THERMODYNAMICS and is a lethal combo of a MAGGU and a CHILL... and one more thing is that:
"He's the hero IIT deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so they'll pressurize him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a maverick genius, a watchful protector(of the original IIT tradition)...a "bright light." ".... I do not understand a single word but this is what BHAI SAHAB is.... :)

Me,ASHISH KUSHWAHA(2006CH10062): Main Kanpur se hun, to obviously Stud to hun hi.. on top of that residing at ZANSKAR.. to phir to macha hi di!!!

DHRUV MALIK(2006CH10066): This very high IQ multitasking DELHIite fatso from KUMAON has a very good hand at drawing, and makes very good figures.. I wish I could also do that the way he does it..
And: "Is he a gud bad boy or a bad gud boy.... he doesn't know!!!"
They often call him MALLI...


KARAN PAL SINGH(2006CH10070): This "Weapon of Fate" and "the wicked karan" sardar from KUMAON, popularly known as KPS or KP or sometimes SARDAR also, is a chill guy... Was favourite of Dr. Saroha because of the same kumaon fraternity :)... Anyways.. equally chill and happy go lucky man...

MANOJ KUMAR(2006CH10074): This guy never showed up!!! In fact he nvr took admission at IIT.. I dont know why they still have his name at Chemical Home Page...

RAVI KUMAR BABLE (2006CH10082): This "Satya Ki Khoj Me" Ajmeri ZANSKARite with "extra long" hair is an acknowledged GADGET GURU. You can see people anywhere taking tips from him before buying a digicam or a new cellphone. He is a brilliant dancer and is the only godfather of ZANSKAR DnD team... Very experimenting kind of guy and works in a very decent manner.. Popular with name BABLE or more often, BABLI... And I hate him because he had got an A in DESIGN LAB, which I could not.. :)

SAGAR SINGH (2006CH10086): With nickname SAGGY, this GHAZIABADi STUDent from SATPURA (he calls it 'STUD'PURA), always assumes himself a "king" after the release of "SINGH IS KINNG". Having a very soft voice, he sounds to be a bit less insane among us (but actually its other way round). A very jolly and calm natured person, And somebody please tell him to get rid of all those BANDIs, which he always keep chatting wid.. :-|

SUNIT AGARWAL (2006CH10090): This Australia-return hero, staying at KARAKORAM is again a very happy-go-lucky person and is equally vivacious.. STUD of all the courses we ever had (barring CHN100 !!!!) and really down to Earth.... Ironically could not get through a course for a long ;)
" Well, he thinks friendship is d best oppurtunity a person gets. But pepole don't seem to grab it. So be friends with him and show d world u have best friends.".. gud one...

VAIBHAV KHANDELWAL(2006CH10094): THE KHANDU, is insti famous dancer from KARAKORAM. Always has a 1000 watt smile on his face. The unique thing with him is his Ambitions.. He thinks big and broad and seems like he will be making loads of bucks in coming 10 years..
You can also see him carrying 3 more people besides himself on his bike.. ;)
And now, he is "Back In Action"

ANMOL HANDA (2006CH50102): One more damn good insti-famous dancer, always riding on his UNICORN having sutta in hand. This resident of VINDHYACHAL never gives a damn to attending lectures, and take exams on his own.. a very well natured and vivacious person..

JITEN RAO(2006CH50106): JEETU (or JITU BIKER) of VINDHYACHAL is Mr cool.. He has "a hard time ahead" :)

NISHANT YADAV(2006CH50110): Nishant from VINDHYACHAL is called VINDY itself.. He is extremely vocal and articulate!!

AVINASH KUMAR JHA (2006CH60108): This "dulla" from ... has a lot of gravity. He looks very sincere and sounds very .

NIKHIL KHURANA(2006CH60132): KHURANA from ARAVALI has a very very punctilious brain, I must say... He hardly loves books, but grasps things unbelievably fast..

PRAPHUL JAIN(2006CH60136): Now we have a very intelligent PRAPHUL from ARAVALI.. He is an epitome... very good at academics and real hard working dude!!

VIJAY KUMAR MADIRI(2006CH60140): The only "MADDU" of group 4, residing at ARAVALI is very placid by nature..

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

22nd JULY...............

It has not been very long since the day when the running UPA government had got the trust vote victory by a margin of 19 votes, between allegations - counter-allegations, anticipations, ferociousness, statements, rebuttals, "bribing" and so on...

Finally, after a huge brainstorm and woos, the UPA finally scored well and "proved" that the house stands with them. this all ended with the withered and frustrated faces of opposition leaders and also resulted as "exile" for some MPs, even for Somnath Chatterji, one of the most "honored", "experienced" and "celebrated" MP. Everyone in the House had a different issue to fight on, and there was also a huge round of discussions, and excitement in the praja, but between this whole drama and noise, did any one care for the irony that an intelligent and clean leader like Manmohan Singh, was bound to request the support from the MPs like PAPPU YADAV and SHAHABUDDIN????

Whatever was the result of this trust vote, but it was really shameful that such a devoted person and "white" prime minister had to take help from such people, who have stooped so low, and have given up even human values, and can never even be expected to bear their responsibilities and the oath they had sworn of....

A big part of country's GDP burns for the salary and perks provided, these "kings" and what they do is just a stab in the back... they take commissions on Tanks-deals, they take commissions on MIG planes, they import cereals and fertilisers for their "shares" and let the farmers starve, for "margins" they fail the right and pass the wrong samples, and endlessly so on... They brutally murder people, they nourish the scoundrels and cheats, and make everyone run on their moves.. What kind of people thay are!!! And we thought they are supposed to represent us!!!

These MPs, carrying pacemakers instead of hearts, never even think of the millions of people, who still are waiting for the dawn of their fortune. For these selfish people, there is no land, no farmers, no global warming, no energy crisis, no inflation, no economy disbalance, no world bank debts, no poverty, no redundancy, no talents, no relations even, nothing.. and we have elected them our representative... !!

They, on a phone call, get the obliged officers away, and get their favourite candidate selected in interviews!!! What a system!!! Why does it happen in this country only, where the big illiterate public is fully devoted to overload the country with more and more number of children and no one bothers to get some positive and effective SELFLESS services in this regard.

and even more heartbreaking fact was that PM had to face all this on an issue, which should not have been a controversy at all!!!!

The left parties withdrew their support only for the fact that we were going to sign the NUKE-DEAL. The question is- DO WE NOT NEED THIS NUKE DEAL??

The answer is: YES. We do need it. Badly need.

Do we not need any alternative source of energy in such a high time, when crude prices are going up and up like anything and subsidies on petrol, diesel and kerosene are ready to eat all the budget, which comes from the pockets of hard-working tax payers of this country??

Can one not see that everything we use is transported, or produced by means, which run on fossil fuel and so crude prices-hike attracts a sudden increase in everything's price, which results as nothing but the instability of economy? Is it not a sufficient reason why we should switch to other energy sources, as soon as possible??

It is worth noting that our country is the only country, which reserves the right to do nuclear tests, even after acknowledging this deal. So we are always free to further improve in the direction of nuclear technique advancement. This can be said to be a very good reason why we will not be just the servants of these "civilised" people...

Although there will be constraint that we will have to follow all the regulations put forth by IAEA, it is also possible that we are not getting the best solution for our crisis, or may be we can be not be completely free after this deal, but can anyone suggest any better way to solve the energy demand problem, which is currently faced by our country??

I am sure that there can be no better solution to solve our energy crisis which is irreverently and monotonically increasing day by day..
And I hope that at least after going through what I think, you will definitely be with the RIGHT, and not will be at "LEFT"..

Saturday, April 14, 2007

MUSHKIL HAI APNA MAIL PRIYE......

HELLO FRIENDS!! I am back (though after a long) with a poem this time..
This is full of humor and is composed by the prolific poet DR. SUNIL JOGI. This poem is a masterpiece of him, and i think everyone will like this, because of the novelty of metaphors used. So I'll like you to read this excellent piece.. so here you go...


mushkil hai apna mail priye,
ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum MA 1st division ho, main hua matric phel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,


tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon,
tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sookha sapreta hoon,
tum AC ghar mein rehti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
tum nayi maruti lagti ho, main scooter lambreta hoon,
is kadar agar hum chup-chup kar aapas me prem badhayenge,
to ek roz tere daddy Amrish Puri ban jaaenge,
sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail priye,
mushkil hai apna mail priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,


tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadahe ki naal (horse shoe) priye,
tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookho ki hadtaal (strike) priye,
tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main aluminium ka thaal priye,
tum chicken-soop biryani ho, main kankad waali daal priye,
tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho, main hoon kachhue ki chaal priye,
tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hoon babool ki chhaal (bark) priye,
main pake aam sa latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel priye,
mushkil hai apna mail priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,


main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho,
main tan-se man-se Kanshi Ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho,
tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,
tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon,
tum ho poonam ka taajmahal, main kaali gufa ajanta ki,
tum ho vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,
tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam-thel priye,
mushkil hai apna mail priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,


tum nai videshi mixie ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon,
tum AK-saintalis jaisi, main to bas desi katta hoon,
tum chatur Rabadi Devi si, main bhola-bhala Lalu hoon,
tum mukt sherni jungle ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon,
tum vyast Sonia Gandhi si, main V.P.Singh sa khali hoon,
tum hansi Madhuri Dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon,
kal jail agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bail priye,
mushkil hai apna mail priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,


main dhabe ke dhaanche sa hun, tum paanch sitara hotel ho,
main mahue ka desi tharra, tum red-label ki botal ho,
tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon,
tum vishva-sundari si kamaal, main theliya chaap kabadi hoon,
tum sony ka mobile ho, main telephone waala chonga,
tum machhli maansarovar ki, main hun saagar tat ka ghongha (snail),
dus manzil se gir jaaooga, mat aage mujhe dhakel priye,
mushkil hai apna mail priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,


tum satta ki maharani ho, main vipaksha (oppostition) ki lachaari hoon,
tum ho mamta-Jailalita si, main kwara Atal-Bihari hoon,
tum Tendulkar ka shatak priye, main follow on ki paari hoon,
tum getz, matiz, corolla ho main Leyland ki lorry hoon,
mujhko refree hi rehne do, mat khelo mujhse khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
main soch raha ki rahe hain kabse, shrota mujhko jhel priye,
mushkil hai apna mail priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye.........