Sunday, February 9, 2014

Note to self..

A note to younger me.. And a many of you.. I just came across my own answer on Quora to the question, "What is some advice that most college students are not ever likely to hear?", and here it was:

Do not procrastinate. It is not as fancy as it looks earlier.

Most of the college students or in fact, a whole lot of people in the world like to procrastinate. This starts from the college days. Before college, your parents police your actions and always try to make sure you are doing things as soon as you know you need to finish at some point.

When you come to a college, you yourself are responsible for your actions, and this is when the concept of procrastination is seeded. You have a lot of distractions, friends to get drunk with, movies to watch, football games to play, girlfriends to date, and before you know, studies become your last priority, and you start being inspired from the misinterpreted quotes like, "Live life to the fullest, live in the present, don't worry about the future."

You see that everybody around you fancies the idea of working at the last moment, you see a lot of funny videos and stories/comic strips about procrastination, something like this:




So all in all, procrastination is the new "cool" thing you start enjoying in life. Meanwhile, before you know, the next homework deadline comes close. Then you pull an all-nighter struggling with the lecture notes, and somehow manage to finish your homework. A lot of you go even further in that course, and just copy some or all of the homework from a friend and prefer to wait till the mid terms are here, and then struggle.

So all this time, you keep learning habit of sweeping things under the carpet, and come in flying colors. This may or may not be true that you could have done way better had you not been postponing things all the time without a reason, but this no less true that there will be very few times when you will not think, "It could be much better if I had some more time", and that is very true. Unless you have an IQ of 130 or something, the performance improves if you get more time to prepare.

Time flies and soon you are walking home with the degree.

Anyway, you still have done a good job, and in this whole course, you keep learning how to postpone things, and/or find excuses to postpone things, and things drastically change, and that is when the trouble starts.

The environment is entirely different now and your job now needs a lot of self-motivation. By this time, the habit of procrastination is deeply embedded in you and you start postponing office assignments, or research experiments, the funding application that you had to write, or even important life plans - just like you did in the college days.

Only that now, things cannot be resolved so fast.

Life needs to be lived on a different pattern now, and by the time you understand this, you have had paid a price for the habit. The old habit dies hard, but if you are lucky enough, you flex fast and get away after paying a small price. A lot others, it costs more, and another chunk just keeps paying the price. They keep missing the real life deadline, just because they kept sticking to a seemingly cool habit.

The whole process of adjusting and readjusting is very painful and strenuous, costs up to different extents and in "real" life, gives you big dents, and always leaves you wondering, "I wish I had started earlier, this would have been lot easier then."

Monday, January 6, 2014

That's What She Said..

Ok, sorry to disappoint you if you were looking for TWSS jokes, but hey, it worked!

So my white American girlfriend was looking at my 'Received calls' records last month (December). She just saw the last call date as 04/12/2013 and said, "Does it mean no one has called you after April?!"

Now because she has been forced to watch a ton of Bollywood movies and has to hear a lot of stories about India from me (I was born and raised in India) and my Indians friends, and otherwise (blogs, youtube, curriculum and not to forget, our very own Russel Peters! Oh, and The Big Bang Theory.), she has had questions that are very real, but very interesting for us. Recently I just made a list of the great things she ever said (and I hope this answers to her most favorite question "Are you even listening to me?"), and in return she had a list "Things brown boyfriends say", which I might be forced to post, but for now, the best ones from my list are here:

And no, that is not a selfie, no matter what it looks like.

The stereotypical ones from prior knowledge:
1. So, have you seen elephants wandering in front of your house?
2. My dad wants to know, don't your parents want you to marry a friend’s daughter?
3. If I come to India will I be bitten by a rabid monkey? Or a dog?
4. The whole thing where they burn the wife of an Indian man when he dies—your family isn’t expecting that, right?
5. Do you eat curry every day?
6. So do I have to get my nose pierced?
7. Does it smell in India?
8. What is this thing with throwing colors?
9. Are you related to Dr. Patel?
10. Have you seen Bride and Prejudice?
11. What do you think about “The Jungle Book”?

So she just wants to know more about the Indian culture and dynamics, so she has gone through a number of articles/videos and also heard things from me or my friends, she had more questions:
1. Are any of your friends named Raj?
2. So I will have to call your mom 'Mummy ji'?
3. You don't use toilet paper????!!
4. I said the exact same Hindi word, why did she not understand ME?
5. Is that head wiggle an act?
6. How do you eat with your hands?
7. You can't use your left hand to eat? Why not?....oh.
8. You talk too fast. So do all your Indian friends!
9. I know your friends, but I can't say any of their names.
10. Wait, cricket is not a bug?
11. So I have to get my nose pierced?
12. Will I be kidnapped if I visit?
13. Wait, you have seen buffalos?
14. Are baby buffalos cute?
15. Wait, 'sona' means 'to sleep' or 'to hear'?
16. What do you call bangles in Hindi? Is it 'churiya' or 'chutiya'? [For non-Hindi speakers: chutiya is 'asshole'; churiya is 'bangles']

About Bollywood movies:
1. Your movies are loooong!
2. What is this intermission thing?
3. Why do you always fast forward the songs?
4. Why are we watching this trailer? It has no subtitles! I don’t care if it’s SRK!
5. My friends say, if nothing else, I should at least get some Bollywood dance moves out of this relationship.

These ones are from the general pattern she has been observing:
1. Were you too on a dating website?
2. Your friends are pretty quick with the “like” button, aren’t they?
3. “I’m going to be a few minutes late” does not mean “I’m coming in two hours”!
4. Were you just talking to your friend about me in Hindi?

Now I totally give you the freedom to judge on these ones, she does have the side that made her say:
1. We are like vanilla and chocolate.
2. "You are the coffee to my cream" takes on a whole new level of meaning.
3. Have you ever worked in a call center?
4. Now I have to be nice to all the Indian people I see, they might be related to you.

So I am on it, and will keep adding more, and might also be forced to put her list on, but for now you can take this as FAQ for your white girlfriend.